Just when I've had the worst day or feeling stressed about something, Ruby comes along and says the best things, and I've completely forgotten about all the other moments that preceded that one. So today I must share with you a few things my 2 and a half year old has been saying lately…
Ruby: I wanna be a doctor, Daddy!
Bob: Great! What kind of doctor?
Ruby: A Polka Dot Doctor.
"I need to buy some money so we can get a new house."
"I'm gonna go type an email on my super duper computer."
"Daddy, please join us!"
"Hold on, it's loading…" (said while turning on her penguin humidifier)
"I'm going to my workshop in Switzerland. It costs $100 for 3 minutes."
And then, when your kids figure out your name…